A short thought for the day !

somewhere once i read

" dont expect anything from anyone just give them as much as they want, and then see the happiness u get, thats because expectation leads to dismay"

and its true

every bit of it is true

trust me readers follow it and u'll never be dissappointed

ya there are chances that it might bring a lot of negativism in your approach towards people

but it will never hurt you

i guess getting hurt is better than having such a approach ;)

now u all people must be wonderin why is he writin such a post

dats cos some of my ex- best buddies have turned to be great human beings (sarcasm intented)

some for money, bloody money!!!!; some cos of jelousy and some for their childish tantrums and their way of thinking!!

(grow up kids!!)

so i just penned down a short thought for the day, that might help u in the longest run possible. :)

cheers!

(ps: i am not emotional as the post may seem to potray me ;;-)) wicked smile!! ]

On My Highway To Hell !!!!!!!!

ahm ahm...real personal
very few ppl know about it and now u r 1 of those :P

here it goes
it was a cold breezy night and we all friends were sitting on the grey marble seats near the gates of the building, chit chatting, pulling leg and all types of velegiri, it was 12 and than i had to leave to drop my friend to his friends place for a night out since there were no ricks available, so we left on my bike, it was hell cold and i wasn't able to drive above 40ks, soon we reached and i bid him a adieu, than while coming back, i was listening to Led Zeppelin's Immigrant song, and than accelerated in order to have the pleasure of driving and enjoying the climate, ( it was the song that gave me the motivations, power enthusiasm to go above 40ks and njoy \m/ thats wat is rock all about) i accelerated!!!(We come from the land of the ice and snow) 40ks....(>from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow).......50ks.............(How soft your fields so green,Can whisper tales of gore,)60ks.....................(Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are your overlords.) no more!!!!
by this line of the song i was in air, with no control on the bike, doing a 360 degrees all thanks to the nature's fury, bike on the other end, i could hear the screaching voice of the bike and see the sparks coming out of it..the song should have been ACDC'S Highway To Hell ;) ;) :), however, so i was in air and than i landed on my head, skating and screeching and during that while the only thing that was coming in my mind was that i should be safe, than i landed on my head, i got up, saw my spectactles right in the middle of the highway, and bike on extreme left still screeching, i picked them and than way on my back home, there was no 1 on the highway probably my front wheel was stuck between 2 divided paths of the same road, the divided strech was of around 5 meters and my hard luck infact worst luck!! that my wheel got stuck in that. so i got home back, i realised that i was safe and just had miinor injuries in my arms and legs were bruised, even the mp3 was safe with minor inhury on its headphones:) but in the morning i realised that the serious patient was the bike, the handle was broken, rear view mirror gone, wheel out and hell lot of things, i dint disclose any of it to my parents,( it reminds me of my school days wherein i used to get hurt and than used to hide the same from them) than i went to the showroom for the insurance claim and to know the actual cost that I'll have to incur to get it back to its working condition, they gave me a heart attack, the bill amounted to 6,500 rs and i'll have to shell out 4000 from my pocket, well the decision still has to be taken regarding the place from where it has to be repaired. For the time being i am happy that i am safe, even though i was unlucky to meet with an accident like that but even in this i was lucky to be free from injuries ;)
some 1 rightly said me today
acha hua teri panvati nikal gayi!!!
but it was truly a rollercoaster ride!!!! way more than that!!
also its costin me way more than expected :(

Ajay bhai!!!!!

this post is about my experience with our project printer "AJAY SAHAB"
there are certain great qualities about this man that has compelled me to type few things about him
so here it goes....
dedicated to "Ajay- The Printer"

we had just 2 days left and we had to submit our projects, our projects were finished, only the printing work was pending, and there are only 2 printers who print and bind within 2days. And one of those printers were AJAY. So before meeting him i just had a telephonic conversation with him, and he convinced us(me and my friends) that he is a thorough professional and was in the shop exclusively for us.
So we guys went all the way from ghatkopar to pawai at 10:30 pm to give our project's soft copy, after finding his shop, when we entered we were stunned, an old man in his 50's, was covered with sweat all over his body, was wearing a mismatched track pant and a short shirt (all wet cos of the sweat), weary shoe without socks, face full of marks, and we were like "ohh yeh hian ajay", even the place was screwed to the very extent, there were projects, papers and water everywhere, yes water!! and than within seconds he removed his shirt and poured enami cool powder all over his body, while conversing with us.

We were scared for a second and were unsure about his work. Thinking that english was an alien language to him,we started conversing in english, and soon he followed, and we were like "what the f#$ yeh toh sab samajh gaya", he was knowledgeable, intelligent, he was aware of his work, was hell smart and was pulling our leg and was screwing us all one by one, though we were in majority, he also completed the undone work of sudeep, chinmay and susheel. Ajay and me had a tuff time together because our thinking was poles apart and every second we tried to bully each other, however at the suffering end were my friends because they were getting pissed because of the machamach that was going on between us. However, he was in love with his work, he used to sleep only for 4 hrs a day and used to work all day, but at the same time his work was totally mismanaged and unorganised, and he was unhygienic to the core. His convincing powers were kickass, and he made full use of them in making public "chu@$%a".

He delayed the completion time given to us by 12 hrs and made us all suffered for visiting him, but at the same time he is hell interesting and deeply knowledgeable, there are contradicting qualities and features in ajay, and this makes him a unique person.
so that is ajay - the printer
think five times before you visit him
mark my words :P

CAMPAIGN AGAINST TERROR

Its very sad that we as citizens are compelled to join a campaign against terror, we have been compelled by the careless acts, the failure, the politics and the bloody diplomacy of the government. we can't no more trust the government and the neighboring country. This Government has been the worst, the most useless and the most irresponsible Government of all times, all they do is giving bloody same speeches when terror strikes, furthermore we can no longer resort to Gandhigiri, that time has faded. So we. u and me, have to stop the terror by working at an individual level,we should be a cop in our own sense, be alert, be careful, and keep on looking for suspicious things and people around, at least we all can have the numbers of the police control room and the railway helpline, so that we can inform them about any suspicious act, to me there is no point in having a peace rally or a human chain - walking for 30 minutes in white clothes or holding hands ober 10kms and than forgetting everything within a week or two, we as an Indian citizen, if we want to protect our country we need to work at the individual level rather than saying " chodo yaar sab hojayega baadme" or " chal hum bachgaye baadme main hua toh aage dekhlenge"
we have to stand up against the government and against terror if we want to live in a safe and a secured country. Atleast we can do this much to live in a safe place, why depend on government don't we have brain of our own!! I hope people stop saying and start doing.

JAI HIND!!!

we dont need no education - inspired by pink floyd, rich dad poor dad and TY.BMS

TYBMS:-
First day of our college and our first lecture, we were desperately waiting for the college to start as college was fun in the past with all practical applications and some really good projects being assigned to us in the previous semesters, finally we were back together, and now were waiting for our new faculty to come and teach us something interesting, as he was really goood we being told by our seniors, so he comes in and an introduction session happens, and than the encounter of bms begins, he said us straight in to our face
"Bms people have no respect outside, you are going to work in call centers land up with commerce people although you people are smart, and today bms is a very bad course because you learn subjects which are completely outdated, some of the subjects are older than me and were used before i was born but still you have to learn it"

and we all are like what the $@*#!! than why the hell we are studying it, the bms course was started somewhere 8- 9 years before and still we learning those subjects which are not being used anywhere!!!
Let me clear one thing i am only against the curricular studies in TY.BMS, we had subjects in fy and sy bms which were helpful to us but third year sucks man!!!! these are the following subjects which we learn

Logistics - its helpful to some extent but now the real logistics is advanced a lot
HR - no comments!!!!
Service sector managemnt - super pathethic i don't understand why are we having the topic
Rural marketing - the only saving grace of all
Financial management - we are studying partial accounts not even complete, which is no more used any where
Managemnt of co-operatives - i have no idea what is it about

here comes the biggest irony of bms students- as compared to fy and sy we, in ty are given very few projects and are assigned a "100 MARKS PROJECT" from the university and we get "GRADES" for 100 MARKS PROJECTS than why the heck do we call it a "100 MARKS PROJECT".

Thanks to ALMIGHTY, now the curricullar activity is revised and i just hope it is good for our fys and they get some really goos education that can be applied in the outer world and our practical life.
So finally thanks to the great educational management system of India we are going to learn a few important thing and a lot of unimportant thing this year and waste a lot of time.

MR. GRIN :))))

Now this post is about a man (MR. GRIN) whom i met a few days back in train. Now he was physically and mentally unfit, you could make that out by just looking at him. So here's what is interesting, cute and sweet about this man, who within a span of 5 minutes taught me something really wonderful, something that should be used everyday, every moment and the cheapest and the easiest weapon to make someone happy; "SMILE"
I was traveling on my way home in train along with my friends, we were just sitting and were having our usually tp talks and than i just had a glimpse of this man, and than i saw him again a second later, and when i saw him he was looking straight in to my eye and was sharing a smile, i gave him a second look just 2 verify whether i know him or no because people don't smile at you when they don't know you and on top of that i was in 1st class where people are busy with their fake attitude (most of them though)
He was dressed in light green pants, red t-shirt with dexter specs, with a mustache, military cut hairstyle that completely enhanced his cute look and added to his innocence, there were some stain marks on his face as if he was just released from his school 15 minutes back and was on his way home, and was holding a tiffin in his one hand and was enjoining the fruit with another and was also admiring the nature, Whenever he saw me he gave me a very broad smile that reached his eyes directly and made his face glitter, i have never noticed such a smile before, he just looked too innocent with all his features, smile and characteristics put together, and than even i couldn't resist but simply to share a smile with him, he was interacting with everyone, greeting everyone and sharing his smile with everyone, what surprising was that even other people smiled looking at him and where admiring him, the compartment was just very happy and lucky to have him, I had learnt a lesson in school " About the author who smiles and appreciates the rickshaw driver for his driving and commits that he will try to make the world a better place with the power and essence of smile, alone",
SO this post is dedicated tp MR. Grin who just revised me the lesson and taught me the power, essence , benefits of smile and how beautiful it is - thank you Mr. Grin for the wonderful lesson :) and making my traveling and evening good :))

BLAST FROM THE PAST

So this is going to be the common headline, where I’ll share something about my past J mostly saari haraami cheezein \m/ \m/

So the 1^st topic

BHARAT ENGLISH HIGH SCHOOOL – B.E.H.S

This was the place, the school where I grew up as a hell of a prankster. I had a great time in school. No studies or any related activities occurred in my school, not even by co-incidence, I still remember there was a rule made that if anyone was found speaking any other language than English, would be fined, and the culprits were teachers themselves ;) ;). Actually I was blessed to be a part of this school. I was in 7^th standard when god was happy with me for some reason and gifted me some of my seniors, as in they all flunked, now we were classmates and they trained me throughout my school life 2 be a prankster and sooner followed suspension and restriction letters ;)

And here’s a bit of history about B.E.H.S AND BULANI CLAN everyone from my family studied there 3 generations so they knew my family very well and mostly 9 out of ten were toppers and the 10th one was hooligan and me and my big brother KAMAL were hooligans J

So here are my accomplishments as a student

Standard 7 – we were eating perk in class and we were caught and we were suspended for 7 days.

Same standard- I had bunked math’s lecture and was busy attending my library sessions reading TINKLE, at that time my cr had a tiff with me and he told the teacher about my bunking my parents were called and I was made 2 sit in the same library for the next two months after the school for 2 long months

Ps: I screwed the cr big time.

Standard 8 – we were caught bursting crackers while the national anthem was on we were kicked from the school for a week.

Standard 9^th (biggest ever)

We had planted a time bomb in the loo now for all the future pranksters this is how you do it, take a longi bomb jiska thread bada hota hain (vaat) and attach it to a agarbati now since agarbatti burns slowly you can plant it and attend the lecture and as soon as it comes to the point of the bomb, it will explode, in my case all the glasses of the windows blasted and there was a school maid inside who unfortunately was the mother of my friend and this was how my luck betrayed me that day and i got screwed again

I still remember when my parents had come to visit the principal in his office (now it was a routine for them to visit him like he was our neighborhood friend) the moment he saw them he was like aap hi pratik ke parents hain right “abhi bahar jayiye aapke bete ko bhi naiaklne ki koshish main hain “ and he dint even hear to what my parents had to say even my dad was laughing at that time

Than my brother “kamal “ (hooligan 1 ) visited and than the principal got scared and than again gave me admission

Class 10 was heaven for us luckily neither I got suspended or restricted but my pranks continued

That’s all for the time being, school was heaven (and we made it hell) and narrating you all these events has brought a big smile to my face :) :)

Thank u for reading so much have a nice day.